What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

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What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

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What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen