What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

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What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?

The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

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What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

What do bricks and Latinas have in common?

They both get laid by Mexicans...

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Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.