What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

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What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS?

Nothing.

What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.

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What is a Hindu?

It lays eggs

Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

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What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

What is Klaus Teuber's (designer of Settlers of Catan) favorite TV show?

Brick and Orety