Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe?

Willem DaFriend.

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

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Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

How did jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

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How do you make Ben Carson yell?

Watch a movie with him.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Why do they call it a "roach clip"?

Cause "pot holder" was taken.

Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down