Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe?

Willem DaFriend.

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

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How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

What do you call a German who cringes a lot?

Vince

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When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you "so how good was the movie?

When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.