Willem Dafoe Jokes

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe?

Willem DaFriend.

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What's the opposite of ennui?

Off-ui. from *Gilmore Girls*.

What is the opposite of Karen Carpenter and John Denver duo?

Two Live Crew

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Why are outdoor workers so in fit?

Cause they work out.

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

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When fish play football who is the captain ?

The team's kipper !

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

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Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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How do they know what that is?

This movie doesn't seem very realistic, you guys.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.