Willem Dafoe Jokes

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe?

Willem DaFriend.

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Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

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What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

rated movies

What type of movies can't batman see?

Parental Guidance.

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Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

What's the opposite of critical thinking?

Critical theory.

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Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

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What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.