What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

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Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

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Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup

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How do you mess with a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet