Whats the hardest part of watching an Orphanage burn?

Not getting hard.

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Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The position of the dirtbag.

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

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What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

A: "Ve have vays of making you tock!"

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

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What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.