Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.