Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many Women Priest are there?

Nun.

What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.