A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.
A nun on a spit
A roamin' Catholic.
To see how long he slept for.
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.
A man outstanding in his field.
A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!
Dirty looks from the mouse !
Mouse Tse Tung !
A twix bar