What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

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What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

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Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

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What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

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What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar

What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.