What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

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How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

What are a ninjas favourite type of shoes?

Sneakers!!

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How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

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What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*

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Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.