What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

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Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

What is your guys' opinion on shoes that are a little bit too small?

Honestly, I think they're pretty tight!

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Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!

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What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Flip Flop Jokes More Flip Flop Jokes

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.