What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

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What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

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What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

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How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*

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What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes?

Flip flops