What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

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Where do shoes receive their military training?

Boot Camp

What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It"

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Kurt n Rod.

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Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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an asymp-tote*

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

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What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

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Flip flops