Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Flip Flop Jokes More Flip Flop Jokes

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

Dairy Jokes More Dairy Jokes

How often did the asian cow go to the gym?

Dairy

Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.