Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

What part of your punctuality emancipates the Chinese?

Your Ti"ming"!

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What's a sailor's favorite thing to watch at sunset?

Knot movies

Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

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Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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Why do most people from Russia wear track suits?

Because they are Russin'

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

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How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.