Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

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What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

What's the motto of the Singaporean police?

Big Brudder is watching you

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Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

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Who has large antlers a high voice and wears white gloves ?

Mickey Moose !

Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

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What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.