Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

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What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

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What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.