What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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How do you turn tap water into holy water?

You boil the HELL out of it! Har har har.

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

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What's worse than the Holocaust?

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

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Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.

What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

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What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee

How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops