What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

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Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?

Skint Eastwood.

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What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.

What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

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When is a car like a frog ?

When it's becing toad !

What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away

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What happened when the frogs car broke down?

It got toad

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away