What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

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How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

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What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

What happened on Reddit yesterday?

A pao-erful change

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?

Star Warts !

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What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

What happened when the frogs car broke down?

It got toad