Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

What did Elsa say to her fans on Reddit?

Leddit go

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.