What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

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Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

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What smells better than it taste?

A nose

What to you call someone with no torso who can't smell?

Nobody knows.

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.

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What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit

What's up, Chuck?

Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*