What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?

A dandy lion.

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What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

Why do women put on makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad...

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Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

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What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.