What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

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Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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Why does r/jokes smell like rotten eggs?

Because it's full of bad yolks.

Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

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What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.

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What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit