Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

What is the fiercest animal in the savanna?

The . Because the lion is not as fierce as it seems...

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

Prairie Jokes More Prairie Jokes

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

Where does Jon Bon Jovi reside?

HE'S LIVING ON A PRAIRIE