What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between r/politics and r/sandersforpresident?

The url.

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Why did he cross back?

So he could charge the client for travel expenses.

How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

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What does a buffalo says to his son before going to school?

Bison

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

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What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

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How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.