What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

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What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

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The midget geniuses are cunning runts.

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Char-Jar Binks

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Urine charge now.

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

What did the buffalo say to his son before he went to college?

Bison.

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They herd

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She thought children should be seen and not herded!

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What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

What does an attorney wear to work?

A: A law suit.