What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

Buffalo Jokes More Buffalo Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

How do you count a herd of cattle?

How do you count a herd of cattle? Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

Attorney Jokes More Attorney Jokes

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

What does an attorney wear to work?

A: A law suit.