What does an attorney wear to work?

A: A law suit.

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What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao

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Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

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Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.