Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

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Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

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How do dinosaurs like their chicken?

RAWWWWWWWW!!!!

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

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What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

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How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

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What do you call a crocodile in a band?

A crocstar

What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.