The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
Enough drumsticks to feed an army !
To get to the other side
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.
Happi-ness
They're Putin up with it.
Because Bruce Lee is no joke.
It's on the front page
Because it goes right out of your head.
Chasing parked cars.
Pierre to Pierre.
They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!
A jello!
The cast-a-net.
A conductor.
because he had two Drumsticks.
