The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
Enough drumsticks to feed an army !
Because their peckers are on their faces.
Because it sticks to itself.
A stick.
Nothing."
Recoil
I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.
You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.
Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.
From a distance they look like hares!
sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.
Stop being so elfish, Karen!"
A tuba toothpaste.
The cast-a-net.
So they can park in the handicapped spot.
Because he brought his own drumsticks
