What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Why did the rooster run away ?

He was chicken !

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What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

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Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

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Who laughs the last?

The one who you have to explain the joke to.

What does a redditer say when he reads a joke on r/jokes?

We saw that same joke two days ago

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What did on western cheese say to the other?

You gouda bounty on your head. You cheddar be here when I get back.

Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.

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Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

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What musical instrument goes with cheese?

Picklelo.

What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.

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What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.