Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

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How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

What type of car does a dinosaur drive?

a priustoric!

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What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

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Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.