What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

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How much does a Human shield cost?

One life

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

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How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

What was the car doing in the dressing room?

Changing attire.

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Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

What do you call a Scotsman with gas after a dodgy curry?

Bravefart