What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call a cross between two KKK members?

Burning

What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"