What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

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What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

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What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

What does a flame smell like?

Burnt nose hair.

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Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

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What do you call a Scotsman with gas after a dodgy curry?

Bravefart

Where does the dentist get his gas?

At the filling station