What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

What is a Spanish person without a car called?

Carlos

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this