What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

moo-tilated.

What should you do if a bird poos on your car?

Don't ask her out again

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!"

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.