You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.
Because she's a woman.
Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.
A cow dropped out of a helicopter.
Everywhere
It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.
Getting out of the bed!
For proper gander purposes.
At a Pair of Docks
He couldn't grow a pear
Man, go away!