I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.