Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

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Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye?

Pink eye

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*"

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

What is long, hard and full of sperm ?

The sock under my bed.

Wrong Sock Jokes More Wrong Sock Jokes

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.