Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

Wrong Sock Jokes More Wrong Sock Jokes

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow seamen.

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.