Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

Wrong Sock Jokes More Wrong Sock Jokes

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.