What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

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What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

To the boo-ty parlour.

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What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship?

Tyrannosaurus Ex

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What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.