What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

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Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.