What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

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Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What is a relationship?

It's the one that always sinks....

What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?

Polyarmory

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!