What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

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Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why do horses have such a low divorce rate?

Because they're all in relationships!

Why is it so hard to get into a relationship with an SJW?

Because they have high double standards.

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery