What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

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Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery