How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

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How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all the time?

He doesn't know he's black.

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Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

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Why was the battery arrested ?

cuz it was charged with electricity .

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

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Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

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What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.