How does an Apple Watch owner know that...

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

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Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

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What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

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What does an Apple Watch do when it gets hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

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What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.