How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

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What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

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Why can't you run through a campsite?

Because you ran when it's past tents.

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

A: Her batteries were dead.

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

Apple Watch Jokes More Apple Watch Jokes

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

Midday Jokes More Midday Jokes

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.