How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

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What do you call someone with no nose?

Nobody knows.

How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb?

It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.

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What is a mexican's favourite sport?

Cross-Country Running

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

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How does batman store energy?

In BATteries

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

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How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

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How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.