What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

What do you get when you cross Folger's and Smuckers?

Smolger's. &lt.&lt

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you call two black men on a videotape?

Evidence.

What's the difference between a black man and an archealogist?

One is a nerdy digger.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant?

When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What sound does an octopus make?

A squid word.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.