What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you call a black man who flies a plane?

a pilot, you racist

Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?

It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Where is the English Channel ?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

How does a black girl know she's pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon the cotton is already picked

What's the worst part about going down on a black girl?

Cotton mouth

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...