What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

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Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

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Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

How can you tell if a black women is pregnant?

Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.

What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

What is a gathering of octopus called?

Octoposse