How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

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What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

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What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

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What is white and gold and black and blue?

A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell.

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

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What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.