What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

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How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

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What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

Lord Jokes More Lord Jokes

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

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How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.