What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

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What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!"

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?

Guilty

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What is the reason for short people temper?

They are closer to hell.

How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

Lord Jokes More Lord Jokes

What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny