Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

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What do you call someone who supports Hillary?

Paid off.

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

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Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

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Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes?

They have a good sense of aqueous humor.

Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

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What is the chupacabra's breakfast of choice?

Goatmeal.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

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What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy