What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

Benefit Jokes More Benefit Jokes

What does the south call friends with benefits?

Cousins.....

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

What is the sun's favourite kind of food?

Sol food

Daily Jokes More Daily Jokes

What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

Experience Jokes More Experience Jokes

Why did the solar wind start having hot flashes?

It was experiencing magnetopause.

How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

Convince Jokes More Convince Jokes

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over