How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

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What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

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What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

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What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself?

A high-jacker.

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

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Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

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What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.