How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

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What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

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What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

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Who lost the American Presidential Debate?

America.

How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

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Why did man invent curling?

To convince women sweeping was a sport.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...