What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

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What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

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Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.