What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

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What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League?

The Starry Knight

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.