What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

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Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

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How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

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How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers?

Boko Harambe.

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What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.