How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

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How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

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Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

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What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

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Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks