How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

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What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.

What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

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What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

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Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

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Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.