What do you call an army of corn?

The Musket - ears

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What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !