What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

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What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

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Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

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What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

Why was the farmer hopping mad ?

Because someone had trodden on his corn !

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How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer