What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

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Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

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What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

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What did the terrorist say about his popular reddit post?

I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*

What's a 68?

She blows me and I owe her one.