What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

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What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

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Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

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What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

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Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion