What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

A: It was all-oink-lusive.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.