Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

Previous Random Joke Next
Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

Why is fishing dangerous?

Sometimes, there's a catch

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

Leek Jokes More Leek Jokes

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

Farmer Market Jokes More Farmer Market Jokes

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.