Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

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Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

Why was the Human Torch arrested?

He had firearms.

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What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Answer: Dr.Dre

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What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at "

What do you call a rapper who's feeling bitter?

NaClmore