Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

Previous Random Joke Next

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

What do you call a black guy on a bike?

Crime

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

What do you call a black person that cant sing?

A rapper