Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

Why shouldn't you be racist?

Because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

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Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

What do you call it when you are looking for your Subaru Forrester in a parking garage?

Finding Forrester