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Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

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Why didn't the XML goto the Gym?

Because it couldn't be parsed.

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What did the HTML coding dog say?

Href Href!

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