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Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.

What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

a rhetorical answer

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Who directed this?

HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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Why didn't the XML goto the Gym?

Because it couldn't be parsed.

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What did the HTML coding dog say?

Href Href!

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