What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a diameter and a radius?

A radius

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

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What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

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Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on