What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

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What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

What's the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes?

A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.

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Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

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What is Error 619?

When your kid sleeps in between.

Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!