What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A tyrano-snore-us rex.

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night