What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What did the flower say to the bicycle?

Petal.

Handlebar Jokes More Handlebar Jokes

What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.