What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down?

A: Pluck a duck.

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

Handlebar Jokes More Handlebar Jokes

What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.