What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why can't bicycles stand on their own?

They are two tired

What is the similarity between a bicycle and a black man?

The rightful owner of both is white

Handlebar Jokes More Handlebar Jokes

What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars