Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

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What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

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Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

What is a black mans favorite Halloween costume?

Robbin Hood