Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

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How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

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What is an engineer's favorite Halloween candy?

Dork chocolate

Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet