Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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What's the worst thing about being a transgender?

Having the women inside of you telling you what to do.

What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light?

Dont look at me I'm changing

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the blind, paraplegic kid get for his christmas?

cancer

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

Oct 31 Jokes More Oct 31 Jokes

Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31=DEC 25

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

Oct Jokes More Oct Jokes

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31= DEC 25

Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31=DEC 25

Thanksgive Jokes More Thanksgive Jokes

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky