Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

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What's the difference between a 2016 Reddit post and a 2006 Reddit post?

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What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

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How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

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What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

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Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

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Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.

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What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?

KFC isnt open on holidays.