Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

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What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

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Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

What did the blind, def and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

Oct 31 Jokes More Oct 31 Jokes

Why do computer scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?

Because Dec 25 is Oct 31

Why do computer programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25

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Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31=DEC 25

Thanksgive Jokes More Thanksgive Jokes

Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?

KFC isnt open on holidays.

Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving?

It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed