Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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What do you get if you mix..... Mexicans with Samoans?

Some mo Mexicans!

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

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Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?

Nothing, he didn't make it that far.

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What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

Dec 25 Jokes More Dec 25 Jokes

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

Oct 31 Jokes More Oct 31 Jokes

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31