Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

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What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

How do programmers say 'I love you!' ?

You are my MSB.

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Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

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Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?

Because Dec 25 is Oct 31

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31=DEC 25