Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?

Because Dec 25 is Oct 31

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31