Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What's a slave's favorite type of music?

House

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

Homophobe Jokes More Homophobe Jokes

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags