Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet?

A captive Cherokee.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

Homophobe Jokes More Homophobe Jokes

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet