Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

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House Jokes More House Jokes

When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better !

Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

What are you gonna be for halloween?

Me: Drunk!

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.

What does the janitor keep in the closet?

SUPPLIES!

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Why are Skeleton's so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

Homophobe Jokes More Homophobe Jokes

Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags